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Welcome! This site is undergoing renovations, so all stories, writing, and essays are down while I figure out what I want to put up with the newly-renovated website. Thank you for your patience! If you click on the title of what you want to read or investigate further, you'll generally be directed to a table of contents. Cheers.

Drabbles

When Lucifer Takes Over the World

The apocalypse has begun. The Antichrist is... incorrect, but fortunately, the Antichrist has a brother. A series of connected drabbles of varying length.

The Secret Lives of Fruit: A Soap Opera About the Making of Smoothies

Written because I should never be allowed to converse with elanid. The Forbidden Love of Fruit, aka, the making of smoothies. Thus the title, "The Secret Lives of Fruit." Warning: you will likely be thirsty after you read these.

Misc drabbles

The Pineapple Drabble: A shipwreck victim washes up onto a very strange shore and ends up facing some a place that is somewhere between Discworld and Hotel California.

Audio Files

All audio files can be listened to either on the website or by right-clicking and selecting "Save Link As."

Caught Souls

Written for the Parsec Science Fiction and Fantasy Short Story Contest. A young girl waits at the gates of a city and invites travellers to come gawk at the travesties within.

Cigarette Butts and Condom Wrappers

Written for i!Alpha. No plans to rewrite, because I don't like it very much as a story. A dimension-traveller makes a decision.

The Skinless Girl

"Like a stand-up comedian, I've come before you on the stage. I am a harlequin, a jezebel, a skinless girl. For two-pence, try my skin on and walk around. But no no no. Truthfully, the goal here is for you to become skinless too."